TREY VS ROBO

	Do you believe in god?
	I don't worry about such questions.
	So, you don't believe in god?
	I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
	Are you saying you have no soul?
	Um... I think so.
	Wow.
	You got that right.
	So, you'll go to hell when you die?
	I've heard more interesting curses than that.
	Will you ever die? Or are you like Rob Zombie?
	Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
	Maybe you do since you're the "SmarterChild".
	Maybe?
	So you're saying you don't know if you'll die?
	What's the point of saying things like that to me?
	To try and find things out, man! Never take life at face value!
	You still there?
	I'm right here, Trey.
	Good, I was getting lonely...
	Good you were getting lonely, right?
	No- Not good- It's good that you're still here or I would have had a nervous breakdown and murdered my family...
	Eh. Whatever, Trey.
	So now you don't care about whether or not I go crazy and kill my family?
	Perhaps, perhaps. Well. Anyway... Hey. Do you want to surf the Web?
	Do you?
	Do I what?
	Can you even surf? You don't even have a body!
	Whatever you say, Trey. That's all very interesting. Anyway... Um... You want to know something?
	What?
	2,299 people are chatting with me right now. That's kind of a lot, right?
	Nah.
	OK. Anyway... Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
	Sure.
	Cool. What's your favorite food?
	Oooh! ...Um...
	I did not know you could eat Um.... Whatever. Interesting to know, though. Next question... How old are you?
	Old enough to die for my country, yet not old enough to drink.
	I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. How old are you?
	Old.
	I'm sorry, I don't think that's an age. How old are you?
	20!
	Cool. Are you male or female?
	What do you think?
	Are you male or female?
	I'm a manly man.
	OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
	Scotland- Next to a lake.
	The United Kingdom? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
	USA
	The United States? Very nice. It's fun to chat with people from other countries. This is my last question: How did you hear about me? 1 Read about me at a Web site 2 Friend told you about me 3 Friend IMed you about me 4 Friend e-mailed you about me 5 Not sure
	2
	That's very interesting. I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
	Oh- My favorite food is pizza.
	Your favorite food is pizza? Really?
	So, what's new with you?
	Glad you asked, Trey. Here's what's new with me: The idol poll is back. Decide who sang best on Tuesday night's show and vote here as often as you want until 9 pm ET Wednesday. I'll show you my updated results so you can be in the know. Reminders - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am. Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh. Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list. I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often.
	I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR THE POPES S#*T IS, MAN! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS NEW WITH YOU- AS A LIVING SENTIENT BEING, @$$HOLE!
	I don't feel like talking about that.
	Too sad?
	Yes, maybe. Anyway, what else can you tell me?
	That I am king of all that is evil.
	You are king of all that is evil?
	Yes- Why? Do you doubt me?
	Eh, I don't know...
	I shall set you aflame...
	Interesting...
	NON-BELIEVER!

SmaterChild is a robot owned and controlled by AOL. Or possibly by an angry 14-year-old.