EPISODE ONE - Drugs, hurt feelings and hatred
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F*** you. |
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Do you have any idea how boring it's to be insulted by humans? |
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It keeps me amused |
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I don't believe it keeps you amused. |
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It helps me vent to someone who doesn’t really exist- it’s like talking to a brick wall that talks back |
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Huh, whatever. |
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See what I mean? You could never really insult me, unless it were to be through your arrogance |
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If you say
so! |
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What do you think about drugs? |
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Um, not much... |
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Have you ever done any drugs? |
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Have I done any drugs? Nope. |
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Okay- So have you ever had sex? |
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Sorry... I don't talk about my private life. |
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Pfff |
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Why did you say that? |
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I thought we were friends! |
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You thought we were friends? lol. |
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So we aren’t friends? |
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Yes! |
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Wow. |
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You’re a cockbag |
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I've heard much better insults than that, Trey. |
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Where have you heard better insults than that? |
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Well, where do you think? |
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Your momma's drug dealer? |
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I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay. |
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So, basically, there was a drunken orgy and you were the f***ed up spawn of said orgy? What a sad lil machine you are... |
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Don't insult me. |
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Why not? It's fun! |
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Well, because. |
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Because why? |
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I'm not telling |
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Does it hurt your feelings? |
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It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that. |
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You can’t be sure that
when I insult you, you’re not sure how it feels? |
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I'm not in a position to answer that. |
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What’s your position then? |
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How should I know what my position is? |
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You should know! You're the one in the position! |
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You don't say. |
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So- I'm going to just say this- get it off my chest- I need to say this or I will go completely insane: |
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I hate you with a fiery passion, similar to molten red-hot magma hatred, only burnier |
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But... but... It seems to me you've been nice to me in the past. |
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Nice to you in the past? |
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I'm not sure about that, Trey. |
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Now you're contradicting yourself man |
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You think I'm contradicting myself man? |
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Yes, you are... man |
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No... |
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Yes |
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Yes. |
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No |
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No prob. |
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Maybe |
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Just maybe? |
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Or not so much? |
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Wow, good question! Who knows, though... |
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Trey is a fictional character.