My next project was to make a real powerhouse action movie filled with all of the biggest names in Hollywood behind it. But why just stop with the biggest actors, why not go with the biggest NAME in Hollywood…

A lot of the actors were interested, but due to over-inflated egos on which Billy’s would get title billing, scheduling conflicts (Billy Crudup was too busy being blue and naked for “Watchmen”), and the fact that my demands were that the entire crew on the film be named “Billy” ran into some troubles with the Unions.

I’m pretty sure it would’ve made a billion.

Okay, I’m done with the puns now.