Name: Ross L.

Comics: None

Jobs: Webmaster, Grand Poobah of Coding

Bio: Ross was the first astronaut in U.S. history to have earned all 732 Boy Scout badges, including the rare and often sought-after "Super-Physics" badge. Unfortunately, NASA let Ross go after his first space mission, when it was discovered he just stole his badges from the embroidery company that manufactures them. He now sits in darkened rooms reading binary code for fun and eating various molds for sustenance.

Name: Carl (Trey) P. III

Comics: Contaminated (Writer)

Jobs: Comic writer

Bio: Carl works part-time as a DJ for weddings and bah mitzvahs. He goes by the handle "DJ Trey", which no one finds clever, even though it rhymes. Long ago, he had aspirations to become a famous white rapper, and go on tour with Ice Cube. He always said his name would have been Ice Tray. Then he always says, "Get it?" In any case, after Eminem proved that any white guy could rap, it seemed no recording companies wanted to hear from "Ice Tray".

Name: Jacob S.

Comics: None

Jobs: Forum Administrator

Bio: Jacob fought in the Civil War, though he can't seem to recall for which side. He thinks that probably he lived somewhere in the middle and decided to secede from BOTH nations and shoot at anyone who came onto his lawn. Whenever he is asked how he can be alive today if he fought in the Civil War, he explains that he simply fell asleep for a while, and missed a few years. More than likely he's just a crazy person.

Name: Fred P.

Comics: None

Jobs: Forum Police Gestapo

Bio: Frederick ran for president in '04, but part of his platform was to spend no funds on public advertisement. Though a noble cause, Fred's ranking in the polls was, shall we say, nominal. Or, non-existent. The other part of his platform was not to succumb to the existing regime by submitting his information to be added to the polls. After the elections, Fred was down, but not out. He now roams the internet, setting his own rules, and enforcing them even when they aren't broken.

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Name: Kyle X.

Comics: Rubber

Jobs: Unrest and Mayhem

Bio: Kyle used to be an officer of the law in Mansfield, Oklahoma. Everything was going well for him for quite a while, until one night, while he was responding to a routine call at the donut shop, tragedy struck. Kyle reached down to turn off the police radio, as there was a lot of noise, people yelling for help or something, and he hit a Bony-legged Buzzard. Because the buzzard was an endangered species, Kyle was demoted to Mall cop and transferred to Iowa. Now he stands around and doodles on the back of his ticket pad.

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Name: Tanner S.

Comics: Contaminated (Artist), The Adventures of Michael, Deathbot

Jobs: Being a snappy dresser

Bio: Tanner is the next rising star of Virginia public access TV. His show, "Talkin' Rockin', with the Tann Man", is the most watched show on WRPP TV, with an audience of 30. When he's not working on the set or grooming his soul patch, the Tann Man enjoys X-treme Tricycling, wherein he pushes children off of tricycles.

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Name: Kassie E.

Comics: Love's a Square, Just In Case

Jobs: Keeper of the Fruit of Life

Bio: Kassie is an actress for local television ads. She says she could be big, and could move into semi-national, or even national ad campaigns, but she doesn't want to move away from her boyfriend Tim (picture unavailable). In her spare time, she is a lounge singer. And she draws comics.

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Name: Matty 

Comics: Random Heroes, Lawn of the Dead, High Guys, Star Wars...Kinda,

Jobs: Throwing bricks

Bio: Matty was a high-class lawyer who won high-class cases for a high-class law firm. Tragedy struck when Matty got drunk after he won the Henderson Case and visited a gypsy woman who told fortunes. She turned him into a zombie because he asked her if she had change for $100. Now Matty is locked in Thom's basement, and he takes pictures of toys and scribbles comics on toilet paper.

Name: Justin T.

Comics: Bad Frank

Jobs: Eating the world, one pound a day

Bio: Justin is the lowest-paid actor in America. Many believe this is because Justin has specialized his talents too much, as he only takes roles in which he is shaving. At all times. The part cannot include any scenes in which Justin's character is not currently at some step of the shaving process. Needless to say, he doesn't get a lot of lead roles. In his defense, he does a fine job shaving, and it looks really good on camera.